Sardonic Scribbles | Creative Ventures

About

I’m a storyteller with a raised eyebrow.

I write dark comedies about small towns that rot politely from the inside. I build worlds where people are funny, flawed, desperate, and just self-aware enough to know they’re spiraling. I’m not interested in heroes. I’m interested in motives. Cracks. The moment someone smiles while quietly unraveling.

Late Gen X shaped the tone. We grew up unsupervised, skeptical, allergic to sentimentality. We learned early that everything marketed as “life-changing” usually isn’t. So I don’t write inspiration. I write implication. I write tension. I write the uncomfortable laugh that sneaks out at the wrong time.

“Sardonic Scribbles is where I test ideas. Where commentary bleeds into fiction. Where characters say the things we’d never post.”

I don’t believe in tidy morals. I believe in earned consequences. And I believe the funniest truths are usually the ones that sting a little.

Current Creative Paths

The Ongoing Plot Thickens

01 / Novels

Hardcover Chaos

Dark Comedy Series

4 books completed. Book 5 currently in outline mode. A series built on layered characters, dark humor, and emotional precision — with no intention of stopping at one.

StatusBook 5 outline

Completed4 / 8

ToneDark, layered, funny

02 / Screenplays

Cinematic Chaos

Feature-Length Scripts

1 completed screenplay, a second in progress — both built with character-first structure and zero patience for flat dialogue or scenes that don’t earn their runtime.

Completed1 script

In ProgressScript 2

FocusTension, wit, impact

03 / App Design

Structured Chaos

Practical Tools with Personality

1 app concept in design — built with the same philosophy as the writing: intentional, useful, and just cynical enough to feel honest. User flow before visual polish. Always.

StatusDesign stage

PriorityUser flow first

GoalApp Store launch

How I Work

The Architect Behind the Chaos

01

Brainstorm

Theme, character conflicts, core stakes. Every project starts as a controlled explosion of ideas before a single word gets written.

02

Build

World rules, emotional arcs, narrative scaffolding. The invisible architecture that holds everything up when the plot gets complicated.

03

Outline

Scene maps before page one exists. Thorough planning doesn’t kill creativity — it keeps creativity from wandering into traffic.

04

Draft

Execute the plan, then sharpen the voice. This is where the chaos gets a reason to exist and the characters finally get to breathe.

The Release Strategy

Nothing Half-Baked Leaves the Oven

I’m building an eight-book series. And no, I’m not releasing Book One while I’m still outlining Book Five. We live in a binge culture. Entire seasons devoured in a weekend. No one wants to wait twelve months for the next installment while their memory fades and their enthusiasm cools.

When the first book drops, all eight will already exist. Complete. Polished. Ready to be consumed in whatever fever-dream marathon you prefer. I’m not in a rush. I’m finishing the story before the internet can interrupt it.

Get In Touch

Open to the Right Collaboration

Open to collaborations, creative partnerships, and ambitious projects that require structure, style, and strategic cynicism.

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